Life is a trip.
I've been thinking about the road I'm going down
and where it is leading.
I've enjoyed the journey
most of the time.
Some of the bumps make me look forward
and realize
that maybe
this particular destination
isn't really worth it.
I need to go in a new direction
but the paths are hidden.
How do I find the new trail?
Pay someone else to find it for me.
That's how.
Good thing I got this letter:
(electronic letter, no one writes to me with a pen anymore)
"Hello,
I have to thank God this moment for his direction as regards this mission. God want me to complete this mission hence, I got your contact.I know you maybe wondering how I got your contact email.
Actually when I heard from the doctor that my condition has become so critical, I had to reach out to a Christian sister, who assisted me in searching for your contact in order to help me utilize this wealth the way I am going to instruct herein, and even the sister that helped me in this regard doesn't know the purpose for which I intend to contact you. I have prayed about it and it has been revealed to me that you can make judicious use of the resources for its intended purpose.
I am currently sending you this mail from my sick bed in the hospital.My husband earned these funds (10,800,000.00 USD) but he died in a plane crash and left everything behind for me and I will join him soon due to my ill health. Due to my infertility resulting from medical problems I became barren. God has a reason for everything. I would want you to contact my lawyer; he will inform you on what to do.Contact him with the below details:
Barrister Morgan Owen
Email:(I would have pasted the link on here, but I would have felt bad if any of you clicked on it and downloaded a cyber-life sucking virus on my account)
Telephone: +44-704-577-3111 (but feel free to call!)
Ensure to use a greater portion of the funds for its purpose in fulfillment of my last wish. and the most major part you will use to bless God's Children all over the world.
You are Blessed.
Mrs. Helen Cole"
So basically,
what I'm saying is,
I'M RICH!!!
Who wants a pony?
on me

5 comments:
I'll take you up on a pony. Just make sure it has a natural heart shaped spot on its bum-bum.
Wow, what luck! Did you try the number yet?
i'll have a pony! will it come with dinner in GA? since you are rich and all now you can fly in right?! haha
instead of a pony can i have a shopping spree in the amount that a pony would have cost you? please and thank you?
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