and he was not as lame as Twitter. Seriously, what do you get when you take Facebook and take away all the pictures, wall posts, birthday reminders and events? TA DA! Twitter! (Ok, you also take away all the groups, causes, bumper stickers, quizzes, and the millions of other applications that i never use, but i don't have to and it doesn't matter because they're there for the people that want them)
Way to be original Twitter. What they did is like taking a movie, and getting rid of the picture, and the words, and the trailers for new movies, and the snacks, and any cuddling with members of the opposite sex. So people just come in and pay 9 bones just to sit still and watch the local still advertisements that grace the screen before previews start. That is what Twitter is to Facebook, still advertisements. Oh, and you happened to sit where someone in the movie before you spilled their soda and it never got cleaned up, so your shoes are sticky for the rest of the night . . . and some stranger sitting uncomfortably close to you in the nearly empty theater ate Mexican food earlier that night and their gastrointestinal system is having a hard time handling it. Thanks for the date Twitter, you will not receive a kiss at my doorstep and I will ignore the rest of your phone calls and text messages for the rest of my life.
I usually don't post youtube videos in my blog, because I feel like this is a space for my thoughts, and not just thoughts that say "this is funny/awesome/looks good" . (I'm not saying it's wrong or that nobody should. I've enjoyed the videos that some of my friends have posted. I'm just saying for me, it doesn't feel right)
Anyway, I'm going to make an exception for this post, I don't know if everyone has already seen this video or not. Maybe it's already become more cliche than every girl under the age of 23 loving the Jonas Brothers, but still, I had to post this. It just made so much sense to me, I know with every fiber of my being (speaking of cliche) that this video is true.
