Saturday, August 13, 2011

All About the Abraham's

Life is a trip.
I've been thinking about the road I'm going down
and where it is leading.
  I've enjoyed the journey
most of the time.
Some of the bumps make me look forward
and realize
that maybe
this particular destination
isn't really worth it.
I need to go in a new direction
but the paths are hidden.
How do I find the new trail?

Pay someone else to find it for me.
That's how.
Good thing I got this letter:
(electronic letter, no one writes to me with a pen anymore)

"Hello,

I have to thank God this moment for his direction as regards this mission. God want me to complete this mission hence, I got your contact.I know you maybe wondering how I got your contact email.

Actually when I heard from the doctor that my condition has become so critical, I had to reach out to a Christian sister, who assisted me in searching for your contact in order to help me utilize this wealth the way I am going to instruct herein, and even the sister that helped me in this regard doesn't know the purpose for which I intend to contact you. I have prayed about it and it has been revealed to me that you can make judicious use of the resources for its intended purpose.

I am currently sending you this mail from my sick bed in the hospital.My husband earned these funds (10,800,000.00 USD) but he died in a plane crash and left everything behind for me and I will join him soon due to my ill health. Due to my infertility resulting from medical problems I became barren. God has a reason for everything. I would want you to contact my lawyer; he will inform you on what to do.Contact him with the below details:

Barrister Morgan Owen
Email:(I would have pasted the link on here, but I would have felt bad if any of you clicked on it and downloaded a cyber-life sucking virus on my account)
Telephone: +44-704-577-3111 (but feel free to call!)

Ensure to use a greater portion of the funds for its purpose in fulfillment of my last wish. and the most major part you will use to bless God's Children all over the world.

You are Blessed.

Mrs. Helen Cole
"

So basically,
what I'm saying is,
I'M RICH!!!

Who wants a pony?
on me

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Voldemort or Darth Vader

This is not a political blog.

But I can't help myself.

I don't care if your parents or grandparents are Republicans or Democrats and whether you want to follow in their footsteps or rebel against them.

Neither political party cares about you.  They care about getting money from special interest groups so they can afford to advertise everywhere for their candidates.  Then you will recognize their face, hear one of their speeches and think "oh, that's nice," and check the box next to their name so they can stay in office and keep their power.

Meanwhile we keep replacing Democrats with Republicans, and Republicans with Democrats not because we want them to replace a far left agenda with a far right agenda, but because we want them to do what is practical, but they're not getting the message.

Choosing between an Elephant and a Donkey isn't about choosing between good and evil.  It's more like choosing between The Empire or Death Eaters (as depicted below).


Here's my solution to our National Debt Crisis.  Cut the budget of every government program by 5%.  While you're at it, cut the salary of the president in half and of all the senators and representatives by 25%.  Families are cutting back, business are cutting back, why can't the government?  I'm pretty sure elected officials can afford to feed their families off $100,000 per year.

Set up a plan for every business who received bailout money to pay it back soon.  Set up rules so that people can't keep receiving welfare if they keep having children indefinitely.  I realize that's a delicate issue but there has to be some type of responsibility involved.

Have our internationally popular president say "I'm sorry world, but we simply can't afford to be the care takers of every country right now, we're bringing our troops home.  We won't be able to help you if we collapse anyway."  Sure we'll get criticized for it, but our presence abroad isn't winning us tons of fans right now anyway.

I get that it's not that simple, but I don't get paid to find solutions to our national problems.  That's what the elected officials are for.  Please set aside the ideology and go to work.